A Little Night Music

“Why?” says Mr Boxe.
“Because you asked me to,” says Mr Foxe.
“I most certainly did not,” says Mr Boxe.
“You most certainly did,” giggles Mr Foxe. "You said with perfect clarity that you wished we had one, so that from time to time you might play a little piano.”
There is a pause, and then Mr Boxe begins to chase Mr Foxe ’round and ’round the sitting room with the coal shovel.