A Parcel from Enid

Dear Mister F and Mister B,

Coo-ee from Tunbridge Wells. Me sister Ada says to tell you we is having a right old laugh together. I spotted this little chap in the secondhand dealer’s and I think he will look fine in the library once it’s been done up, don’t you think? I’m sorry the best bit has been broke off, but the man in the shop gave me such a good price because of that. I will sign off now as the postman will be here soon and then me and Ada is off down the pub for some medicinal gin. Don’t worry, we is not ill it is preventative. I am feeling ever so much better. Have your sorted the kitchen? Tell Master Ernest to behave himself and not chase the milk float. Love, Enid Poole.

PS Thank you for sending the bonbons and the fashion papers.