Oswald Tut, society columnist
Nobody climbs the social ladder without a boost from Oswald.
His daily column, “It Bears Repeating,” has been known to transform more than one scullery maid into a duchess–and to take more than one duchess down a rung or two.
In spite of his brilliant plumage, he blends adeptly into the wallpaper whenever juicy conversation is in the air. It is, you might say, his signature party piece–which is why everyone is afraid to invite Oswald to parties. But even more afraid not to.